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Twinkie Pie Recipe For Success
1.
Start with 2 sisters making it on their own.
(Galileo Galilei and Delta Dawn; GiGi and DiDi to those in the know)
2.
Add in a million dollars in prize money and a
move from a trailer park in South Carolina to the Gold Coast of New York.
3.
Stir GiGi (Double G) into a new, fancy prep
school, mix her in with a bunch of rich kids and a beautiful boy named Trip. (You’d
go by Trip if your real name was Something, Something Hedgeclipper the
Fourteenth)
4.
Fold in some interesting plot points: a Maybe No
Longer Dead Mama, a quest to find Revlon’s Cherries in the Snow lipstick, two
fake sleepovers, one not-so-perfect kiss, and a hidden birth certificate.
5.
Toss in a healthy dose of Wish Pie, No Peek
Chicken, Madder’n Heck Smashed Potatoes and one True Summer Tomato.
6.
Just to make things interesting, beat in one
slice of Heartbreak on Toast. Blend in a wallop of truth, which believe me, isn’t
always pretty.
7.
Let everything simmer. If it seems like you have
a Basket of Mystery Ingredients, well, move them around a bit. Keep some things
and change others.
8.
No matter what you move around, keep GiGi and
DiDi together. This is important. Because together (with some golden cake,
whipped cream and cherries) they can face anything.
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